APRIL TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2014 MOVIE

What could have been the movieвЂ™s best and most Christian moment is just played for laughs. He goes on about this for a good 30 seconds before itвЂ™s revealed that the turtles had landed safely and werenвЂ™t going to die after all. Raphael, being the brooding and stand-offish brother, opens up and tells his brothers that he loves them.

For example, thereвЂ™s a moment in the film where the turtles are apparently falling to their deaths. But, the film is too silly to work on that deep of a level. You could make the case that the film addresses the importance of family, brotherhood and the need to love oneвЂ™s neighbor. It would be a stretch to pull any Biblical messages out of this flick. The film is far-removed from the teachings of the Bible. Now, how does вЂњTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesвЂќ work in the context of Scripture? It doesnвЂ™t. In any case, the filmвЂ™s protagonists are colorful and over-the-top, and the villains should have been as well. My guess is they were trying to mutate everyone in New York, but without the whole lizard bit. Their plan is hardly explained, but that doesnвЂ™t matter in the end because it looks like it was ripped from вЂњThe Amazing Spider-Man.вЂќ You can just fill in the blanks from there. Shredder is nothing more than the final boss the turtles must face, and William Fichtner as Eric Sacks is average. ThereвЂ™s maybe one or two funny lines, but otherwise every joke falls flat.

APRIL TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2014 MOVIE

The movie also has a terrible sense of humor. The CGI is very weak, and I found myself constantly aware that I was looking at computer-generated puppets. The design of the turtles is creepy, at best, and Megan Fox-who looks in constant need of a shower-has little to no personality. The only good aspect about this movie is the voice cast for the turtles. Those who enjoy BayвЂ™s вЂњTransformersвЂќ franchise might enjoy вЂњTurtles,вЂќ but everyone else may want to avoid it. ItвЂ™s loud, overbearing and has producer Michael BayвЂ™s fingerprints all over it. ItвЂ™s now up to the turtles and OвЂ™Neil to stop the Shredder and Sacks and save New York and Splinter from destruction.Д®ven if you are a Turtles fan, the movie isnвЂ™t likely to win you over. When Raphael and OвЂ™Neil go to rescue the other turtles, they unravel the ShredderвЂ™s plan to take over New York with evil scientist Eric Sacks, who unknowingly created the mutated turtles with OвЂ™NeilвЂ™s father. When her safety is in question, the turtles kidnap her, delivering her to their sensei, Splinter.ДЄ big problem arises when Shredder invades the sewers, attacks and nearly kills Splinter and kidnaps three of the turtles, save for Raphael. Of course, no one-especially her editor, Whoopi Goldberg-believes her, and she ends up on the street without a job. Her chance comes when she witnesses the vigilante turtles taking down the Foot Clan. The film follows April OвЂ™Neil ( Megan Fox), a reporter desperately seeking a big story. The aptly named вЂњTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesвЂќ resurrects the iconic characters from the beloved 1980s cartoon and sets them on their journey to vigilantism.

That almost makes a movie about good giant, transforming, sentient robots that fight evil giant, transforming, sentient robots sound credible. So-four six-foot, pizza-loving, smart-aleck mutated teenage ninja turtles, who were trained in the sewers of New York by their mutated rat sensei-who, in turn, learned ninjutsu by reading a book-go out fighting the evil Foot Clan and a metalized, knife-wielding super samurai named Shredder with the assistance of young and yellow-clad reporter April OвЂ™Neil. Sequel: вЂњ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the ShadowsвЂќ (2016) Jonathan Liebesman-вЂњWrath of the Titans,вЂќ вЂњBattle Los Angeles,вЂќ вЂњThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The BeginningвЂќ Kyra Lynn Haughney вЂ¦ Times Square Pedestrian Richard Foley вЂ¦ Foot Soldier / Police Officer Stephon Fuller вЂ¦ Skinny African American Man JoAnna Pallante вЂ¦ Reporter at City Hall (as Joanna Pallante)ДЄlexander Jameson вЂ¦ Child in Times Square

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